Speaking of The Onion...

One Year Into the Stimulus.

Meant to link that a while ago. People from Smelly Old Virgina will appreciate item #2. People who have the tiniest grasp of basic economics will appreciate the last item on the list.

In Honor of International Women's Day

(When's International Men's Day?)

Oh, Girls Are No Good At Genocide

East Timor's First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women

Rules Grammar Change.

When did a conservative infiltrate The Onion?

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

I've had this article in the back of my mind for about 5 months now.

Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid.

"Well, yeah, if you grab onto your pacifier and pull, of course it's going to come out of your mouth. No, that's not how you suck on it. You have it backwards. Gosh, you're dumb."

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Quotable quotes: "Gene Roddenberry was the hack who created the Star Trek television show, way back in the 40's or something."

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

This video was made before Obama signed the largest spending bill in US history, and before he proposed a budget to add more to the national debt than all previous presidents combined. How prophetic.

When The Onion is right, they are very, very right.

In Honor of the 2008 Olympic Games, hosted in Beijing.

An Onion Classic.

Followed by a new classic.


The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?

Viewer Eyeball Focus Up 15% While Watching This Clip.


Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot


Huh. The Onion doing something funny. Must be a fluke. Either that or I could start paying attention to them again.