Sunday, March 28, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
What If She had Said No?
Stolen Reprinted in its entirety from Universalis.
The question may strike you as irreverent. How dare I suggest that the Blessed Virgin Mary, Queen of Heaven, Co-Redemptrix of mankind, could have left us in the lurch like that?
But what if she had?
Could she have said No? You might say that of course she couldn’t, she was far too holy — but you would be guilty of demeaning and dangerous sentimentality. It is demeaning because it turns Our Lady from a free human being into a sanctified automaton. The whole glory of the Annunciation is that Mary, the second Eve, could have said No to God but she said Yes instead. That is what we celebrate, that is what we praise her for; and rightly so.
This sentimental view is dangerous too. If we believe that the most important decision in the history of the world was in fact inevitable, that it couldn’t have been otherwise, then that means it was effortless. Now we have a marvellous excuse for laziness. Next time we’re faced with a tough moral decision, we needn’t worry about doing what is right. Just drift, and God will make sure that whatever choice we make is the right one. If God really wants us to do something he’ll sweep us off his feet the way he did Mary, and if he chooses not to, it’s hardly our fault, is it?
So Mary could have said No to Gabriel. What if she had? He couldn’t just go and ask someone else, like some sort of charity collector. With all the genealogies and prophecies in the Bible, there was only one candidate. It’s an alarming thought. Ultimately, of course, God would have done something: the history of salvation is the history of him never abandoning his people however pig-headed they were. But God has chosen to work through human history. If the first attempt at redemption took four thousand years to prepare, from the Fall to the Annunciation, how many tens of thousands of years would the next attempt have taken?
Even if the world sometimes makes us feel like cogs in a machine, each of us is unique and each of us is here for a purpose: just because it isn’t as spectacular a purpose as Mary’s, it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist. When we fail to seek our vocation, or put off fulfilling some part of it, we try to justify ourselves by saying that someone else will do it better, that God will provide, that it doesn’t really matter. But we are lying. However small a part I have to play, the story of the Annunciation tells me it is my part and no-one else can do it.
Faced with the enormity of her choice, how was Mary able to decide? If she said No, unredeemed generations would toil on under the burden of sin. If she said Yes, she herself would suffer, and so would her Son; but both would be glorified. Millions of people not yet born would have Heaven open to them; but millions of others would suffer oppression and death in her son’s name. The stakes were almost infinite.
You might say that Mary didn’t worry about all this, just obeyed God; but I don’t believe it. What God wanted was not Mary’s unthinking obedience but her full and informed consent as the representative of the entire human race. The two greatest miracles of the Annunciation are these: that God gave Mary the wisdom to know the consequences of her decision, and that he gave her the grace not to be overwhelmed by that knowledge.
When we come to an important decision in our lives, we can easily find our minds clouded by the possible consequences, or, even more, by partial knowledge of them. How can we ever move, when there is so much good and evil whichever way we go? The Annunciation gives us the answer. God’s grace will give us the strength to move, even if the fate of the whole world is hanging in the balance. After all, God does not demand that our decisions should be the correct ones (assuming that there even is such a thing), only that they should be rightly made.
There is one more truth that the Annunciation teaches us, and it is so appalling that I can think of nothing uplifting to say about it that will take the sting away: perhaps it is best forgotten, because it tells us more about God than we are able to understand. The Almighty Father creates heaven and earth, the sun and all the stars; but when he really wants something done, he comes, the Omnipotent and Omniscient, to one of his poor, weak creatures — and he asks.
And, day by day, he keeps on asking us.
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Joe
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9:49 AM
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File Under: Annunciation, BVM
Thursday, March 18, 2010
So, I was sitting with Isis, the other day, while she ate. I heard a "thump" behind me and turned around to see my *sigh* iPhone on the floor. "That's odd," I remark to myself. "How did it end up on the floor?" Perhaps Damien, in some wild flailing move, somehow managed to reach over to where it was on the table and knock it off. I get up to check what's going on and I find this....
| From Damien |
I considered letting the situation play out, for the fun of it, but thought the cleanup might be worth work than it was worth.
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Joe
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5:44 PM
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File Under: babby
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Breaking News
IndyCars Wreck in First Turn of Race
That used to be one of the generic news headlines we had here. The 2010 IndyCar season kicked off in much the same way as the 2009 season.
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Dave
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9:34 AM
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File Under: breaking news, Indycar
Monday, March 15, 2010
Ides
Does anyone (else) remember that proof that Julius Caesar had an infinite number of limbs?
Something like,
Julius Caesar was warned to beware the ides of March.
Now, forewarned is forearmed,
But four arms is certainly an odd number of arms for a man.
But four is also even.
And the only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
Therefore, Julius Caesar had an infinite number of arms.
I remember Mom reading us that proof some book decades ago, although I don't think I ever knew what the book was. Anyone remember? I seem to recall that it also proved that Alexander the Great did not exist and he rode a white horse named Bucephalus. And that heaven was hotter than hell (something about the brightness of seven stars).
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Joe
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8:01 AM
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Thursday, March 11, 2010
Social Network Propagation
Here's how it goes:
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Joe
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2:04 PM
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File Under: socializing
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Father Max
Well, after three weeks of getting berated (not really) in my literary group and being told (not really) that JF:SP is drivel (not really), and getting depressed and cynical and being on the verge of calling it quits as a writer and telling myself I'm just not up to it (well, almost), I finally received positive feedback on the pages I brought tonight (woohoo)! And it's not Space Pirates! This, in fact, marks the first non-space, non-pirate pages I've written and/or brought to the group. I thought I'd share my success with all one of you who are interested (hi mom!).
The red and blue glare of the sirens, blinding in the darkness, let me know that I was in the right place. I was not native to the area and even though I had lived in the small town of Sand Canyon for a few years now, these back roads were still treacherous for me to navigate, especially at night. I was glad to know that I had not gotten lost this time.
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Joe
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9:13 PM
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File Under: Father Max, Joe thinks he's a writer
Monday, March 08, 2010
Speaking of The Onion...
One Year Into the Stimulus.
Meant to link that a while ago. People from Smelly Old Virgina will appreciate item #2. People who have the tiniest grasp of basic economics will appreciate the last item on the list.
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Joe
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9:08 PM
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Whale Biologist of the Day/Week/Month
"They Need to Be Liberated From Their God"
"I converted to Christianity because I was convinced by Jesus Christ as a character, as a personality. I loved him, his wisdom, his love, his unconditional love.... I'm not trying to convert the entire nation of Israel and the entire nation of Palestine to Christianity. But at least if you can educate them about the ideology of love, the ideology of forgiveness, the ideology of grace. Those principles are great regardless, but we can't deny they came from Christianity as well."
Do you consider your father a fanatic? "He's not a fanatic," says Mr. Yousef. "He's a very moderate, logical person. What matters is not whether my father is a fanatic or not, he's doing the will of a fanatic God. It doesn't matter if he's a terrorist or a traditional Muslim. At the end of the day a traditional Muslim is doing the will of a fanatic, fundamentalist, terrorist God. I know this is harsh to say. Most governments avoid this subject. They don't want to admit this is an ideological war. (Quick, call John C. Wright. Someone else who agrees with him.)
"The problem is not in Muslims," he continues. "The problem is with their God. They need to be liberated from their God. He is their biggest enemy. It has been 1,400 years they have been lied to."
These are all dangerous words. Of the threats issued to his life by Islamists, he says, "That's not the worst thing that can happen to you. I'm OK with it, I'm not afraid. . . . Palestinians have reason to kill me. Some Israelis may want to kill me. My goal is not to defeat my enemy. It is to win over my enemy." (Spoken like St. Francis of Assisi)
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Joe
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8:56 PM
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File Under: radical Islam, religion, the Mohammedan Heresy, Xtianity
In Honor of International Women's Day
(When's International Men's Day?)
Oh, Girls Are No Good At Genocide
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Joe
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8:35 PM
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File Under: The Onion, when PC attacks
Courtesy The Murloc's Parents
...who were at the Reagan Library to see Mark Levin live. The video of the speech is below and is a very, very good watch. It's long but I recommend you take a look.
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Joe
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3:22 PM
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File Under: conservatism, politics
Friday, March 05, 2010
Optimal numeric base
After starting an argument on a subject I know nothing about (a frequent hobby I enjoy), I was unsatisfied with the "I have to go home" or "I have work to do" cop-outs from those around me. So I proceeded to seek confirmation that the optimal numeric base would be a power of 2 (I was lobbying for either 8 or 16) from the most trustworthy of sources, the internet. I was aghast to discover that the internet too was wrong for disagreeing with me. But this sure is an interesting read. Even the comments are interesting! (I should post something about the author being a ghey n00b just to even out the comments). There are lots of perspectives to consider apparently when deciding on an optimal numeric base.
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Whale Biologist - Tom Adams
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2:21 PM
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Dear Internet,
I normally hate criticizing grammar, particularly because I am so prone to mess it up myself. But in this case, I see the incorrect usage more frequently than the correct usage. This has caused me much frustration, and I would appreciate it, Internet, if you would correct your behavior.
The issue:
"Loath" is an adjective meaning "reluctant" or "unwilling", such as in "I am loath to use that word correctly." It ends in a hard "th" and rhymes with "both".
"Loathe" is a transitive verb meaning "despise". The connotation is one of intense hatred, as in "I loathe using that word correctly." It ends in a soft "th" and rhymes with "clothe".
Now you know and, as they say, knowing is half the battle. Please correct your usage of these words immediately and stop saying that your are *shudder* "loathe" to do something. You cannot be "loathe". You can loathe and you can be loath.
Internet, this constitutes your first and only warning. From now on, every time you misuse these words, I shall strangle a bunny. You have been warned.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. For more common errors to avoid, see here.
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Joe
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1:25 PM
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File Under: gooder grammar

