So, I was sitting with Isis, the other day, while she ate. I heard a "thump" behind me and turned around to see my *sigh* iPhone on the floor. "That's odd," I remark to myself. "How did it end up on the floor?" Perhaps Damien, in some wild flailing move, somehow managed to reach over to where it was on the table and knock it off. I get up to check what's going on and I find this....

From Damien

This will be either a) messy, b) hilarious, or c) hilariously messy.

I considered letting the situation play out, for the fun of it, but thought the cleanup might be worth work than it was worth.