Roast Leg O' Lamb.

Now that Rie and I are level 60 in WoW, we've been able to do raids. Just tonight we were in Molten Core. While there, I discovered something about Blizzard's coding.

I think somewhere buried in the vast spaghetti that is the code for WoW, there must be the following subroutine:

void Firewalker.CreateThreatList(cRaid RaidParty) {
int i;
    for i = 0; i < RaidParty.count; i++ {
        if strcomp(RaidParty(i).PlayerName, "Legolamb") = TRUE then {
            do {
                //cast fireblossom at player for between 3000 and 3500 fire damage)
                cast Fireblossom(RaidParty(i), rand() * 500 + 3000, FIRE_DAMAGE);
            }
            while(RaidParty(i).PlayerHealth > 0;
        }
    }
    ...
}

Essentially, this bit of code will browse through the members of the raid and, if it finds me, it will cast the Fireblossom spell until I am dead. It will not necessarily target anyone else. I do not necessarily have to be attacking the Firewalker. If I'm there, it decides that I must die. Maybe it thinks I'm a frickin' Stoneclaw totem.

Now, I'm not basing this on just a couple isolated incident of getting incinerated by Fireblossom. It's the fact that it did it EIGHT FREAKING TIMES IN A ROW, regardless of what I was doing, while no one else in the entire raid seemed to be having problems of repeat fireblossom gankings. I think the guild should give me double DKP for having to put up with that crap.

And not a single epic dropped the entire time. What a gyp.