Ides

Does anyone (else) remember that proof that Julius Caesar had an infinite number of limbs?

Something like,

Julius Caesar was warned to beware the ides of March.
Now, forewarned is forearmed,
But four arms is certainly an odd number of arms for a man.
But four is also even.
And the only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
Therefore, Julius Caesar had an infinite number of arms.


I remember Mom reading us that proof some book decades ago, although I don't think I ever knew what the book was. Anyone remember? I seem to recall that it also proved that Alexander the Great did not exist and he rode a white horse named Bucephalus. And that heaven was hotter than hell (something about the brightness of seven stars).

Social Network Propagation

Here's how it goes:

So if I post something to this blog (like this post), it is automatically posted as a note on Facebook and on Buzz. Handy, no? But that means that if you subscribe to the blog's RSS feed, and are friend with me on Facebook, you get spammed twice for every blog post I make.

My main problem with managing my social networks, is that my audience is different for each one (I think Dave and Jen are the only two who read the blog, are friends in Facebook and Buzz, and subscribe to my YouTube channel). This means that when I want to release a new piece of media, I have to upload it or link it in several places, which means some people hear about it multiple times.

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Father Max

Well, after three weeks of getting berated (not really) in my literary group and being told (not really) that JF:SP is drivel (not really), and getting depressed and cynical and being on the verge of calling it quits as a writer and telling myself I'm just not up to it (well, almost), I finally received positive feedback on the pages I brought tonight (woohoo)! And it's not Space Pirates! This, in fact, marks the first non-space, non-pirate pages I've written and/or brought to the group. I thought I'd share my success with all one of you who are interested (hi mom!).

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J+M+J

The red and blue glare of the sirens, blinding in the darkness, let me know that I was in the right place. I was not native to the area and even though I had lived in the small town of Sand Canyon for a few years now, these back roads were still treacherous for me to navigate, especially at night. I was glad to know that I had not gotten lost this time.

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Speaking of The Onion...

One Year Into the Stimulus.

Meant to link that a while ago. People from Smelly Old Virgina will appreciate item #2. People who have the tiniest grasp of basic economics will appreciate the last item on the list.

Whale Biologist of the Day/Week/Month

"They Need to Be Liberated From Their God"

...says Mosab Hassan Yousef, son of one of the founders of Hamas. He converted to Christianity and became a spy for Israel.

"I converted to Christianity because I was convinced by Jesus Christ as a character, as a personality. I loved him, his wisdom, his love, his unconditional love.... I'm not trying to convert the entire nation of Israel and the entire nation of Palestine to Christianity. But at least if you can educate them about the ideology of love, the ideology of forgiveness, the ideology of grace. Those principles are great regardless, but we can't deny they came from Christianity as well."

Do you consider your father a fanatic? "He's not a fanatic," says Mr. Yousef. "He's a very moderate, logical person. What matters is not whether my father is a fanatic or not, he's doing the will of a fanatic God. It doesn't matter if he's a terrorist or a traditional Muslim. At the end of the day a traditional Muslim is doing the will of a fanatic, fundamentalist, terrorist God. I know this is harsh to say. Most governments avoid this subject. They don't want to admit this is an ideological war. (Quick, call John C. Wright. Someone else who agrees with him.)

"The problem is not in Muslims," he continues. "The problem is with their God. They need to be liberated from their God. He is their biggest enemy. It has been 1,400 years they have been lied to."

These are all dangerous words. Of the threats issued to his life by Islamists, he says, "That's not the worst thing that can happen to you. I'm OK with it, I'm not afraid. . . . Palestinians have reason to kill me. Some Israelis may want to kill me. My goal is not to defeat my enemy. It is to win over my enemy." (Spoken like St. Francis of Assisi)

Have fun with that. I'll be over here hiding from the suicide bombers running your way.

In Honor of International Women's Day

(When's International Men's Day?)

Oh, Girls Are No Good At Genocide

East Timor's First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women

Courtesy The Murloc's Parents

...who were at the Reagan Library to see Mark Levin live. The video of the speech is below and is a very, very good watch. It's long but I recommend you take a look.

Optimal numeric base

After starting an argument on a subject I know nothing about (a frequent hobby I enjoy), I was unsatisfied with the "I have to go home" or "I have work to do" cop-outs from those around me. So I proceeded to seek confirmation that the optimal numeric base would be a power of 2 (I was lobbying for either 8 or 16) from the most trustworthy of sources, the internet. I was aghast to discover that the internet too was wrong for disagreeing with me. But this sure is an interesting read. Even the comments are interesting! (I should post something about the author being a ghey n00b just to even out the comments). There are lots of perspectives to consider apparently when deciding on an optimal numeric base.

Dear Internet,

I normally hate criticizing grammar, particularly because I am so prone to mess it up myself. But in this case, I see the incorrect usage more frequently than the correct usage. This has caused me much frustration, and I would appreciate it, Internet, if you would correct your behavior.

The issue:

"Loath" is an adjective meaning "reluctant" or "unwilling", such as in "I am loath to use that word correctly." It ends in a hard "th" and rhymes with "both".

"Loathe" is a transitive verb meaning "despise". The connotation is one of intense hatred, as in "I loathe using that word correctly." It ends in a soft "th" and rhymes with "clothe".

Now you know and, as they say, knowing is half the battle. Please correct your usage of these words immediately and stop saying that your are *shudder* "loathe" to do something. You cannot be "loathe". You can loathe and you can be loath.

Internet, this constitutes your first and only warning. From now on, every time you misuse these words, I shall strangle a bunny. You have been warned.

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. For more common errors to avoid, see here.

Rules Grammar Change.