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Thursday, January 22, 2009
Quoted. For. Truth.
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Joe
at
12:01 AM
3
Witless Retort(s)
File Under: abortion
Today marks the 36th anniversary of the day the Supreme Court of the United States of America decreed that my child has no inherent rights.
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Joe
at
12:00 AM
12
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File Under: abortion, catching flies with vinegar, Joe thinks he's an intellectual
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Update on the Little One.
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Joe
at
12:00 AM
4
Witless Retort(s)
Friday, January 16, 2009
So I finally bit the bullet, took the advice of Mom and Dad, and enrolled in a UCI Extension course: Intermediate Novel Writing. (Now that I've already written one, I'll learn how to do it right.) I may from time to time post the homework, when it doesn't have extreme spoilers, and if there are any who are interested.
- “Hold course. Steady as she goes,” the first mate barked. The captain kept a close watch through the viewport of his fluyt. This was going to be his least favorite part of the cargo run. To avoid attention, they were staying off the main shipping lanes and in this leg of their journey they were traveling through an uninhabited stretch of the asteroid belt.
- Captain Jack Flint floated through the docking hatch of his corvette Redemptrix, and into the spacious cargo hold of the fluyt. After that debacle of a boarding attempt, he was amazed that he and his crew had made it inside. The attack and disable operation had gone flawlessly; just about the best he'd ever seen. But of course, the whole job couldn't go that smoothly. No, that would have been too easy.
- "Miss Burke, take us up." As if eager for the Captain's command, Regina gently yet firmly eased the throttle forward. The Redemptrix gracefully lifted out of bay three-two-seven of Arcas spaceport and began her skyward ascent. The hot helium gas streaming from the four thrust nozzles left a yellow trail keelward and behind the ship.
- The Marine on duty lazily flipped the coin and watched as it bounced off the ceiling of the guard shack and gently floated back down, pulled by the weak Rhean gravity. He caught it in one hand and slapped it onto the sleeve of his extra-vehicular suit. He looked down at the engraved image of President Ronald Reagan staring back up at him. That was the tenth heads in a row, and brought the total to three hundred fourteen heads and two hundred seventy-one tails. It was a slow day.
- Ensign Thomas Beckett had practically been raised on Star Trek. As a kid, he would religiously watch the weekly adventures of Captain James T. Kirk and his crew, making sure to catch them as soon as they were broadcast. Later on, he followed Captain Jean-Luc Picard and his crew in their battles for the good of the Federation. By the time Voyager aired, he did not have much time to watch it—but did so whenever he could—because he was attending Star Fleet Academy.
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Joe
at
3:31 PM
9
Witless Retort(s)
File Under: Space Pirates, writing gooder
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
What We're Playing.
| From What We're Playing |
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Joe
at
6:23 PM
7
Witless Retort(s)
File Under: Christmas, classical music, piano
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
For Those Who Need a Good MST3K Fix.
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Joe
at
10:22 AM
5
Witless Retort(s)
File Under: MST3K, The Escapist, video games
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test...
The Lord
You scored 24% Cardinal, 54% Monk, 38% Lady, and 59% Knight!
The Harlequin
You scored 50% Cardinal, 28% Monk, 50% Lady, and 46% Knight!
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Joe
at
9:09 PM
0
Witless Retort(s)
File Under: Quiz
Friday, January 02, 2009
First Pictures of the Little One.
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Joe
at
2:50 PM
5
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