From the Department for Studying the Obvious

(Well, obvious to me, at least.)

News flash: chaste relationships have more romance.

You may now pick your jaw up off the floor. I know, shocking news.

Next week, we reveal a new in-depth study that shows men and women are different.

Key quotes:
"I think if you go to bed with somebody, it is a kind of bond; it's not nothing, however much we try to say it's nothing. Whether you're a man or woman, you're absolutely in your rights to expect there to be some kind of emotional gain."

"So yeah, I think it's difficult for teenage boys. And they're just bombarded with these images of female raunch wherever they look. I did speak to some male therapists who specialized in male patients. And I asked them what kind of changes they'd seen and they said a lot of their patients were getting younger, and they were coming to them with sexual problems that usually don't present until men are in their 50s. And this one guy said it was purely the result of internet porn, and they were just seeing too much and it was always on tap. Which is kind of awful, they had this kind of porn idea of what sex should be."

"And I'm actually quite happy, actually quite content. There's been a lot less sex, but more romance. And a lot more emotional closeness."

(OMG, an entire year without sex? That must have been so hard. Here, let me play the worlds smallest violin for you, while standing on the bank of Eastern Europe's saddest body of water, the Crimea River. It's filled with kitten tears.)