Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Saturday, April 03, 2010
Exultet
when Christ, the true Lamb, is slain,
whose blood consecrates the homes of all believers.
This is the night
when first you saved our fathers:
you freed the people of Israel from their slavery
and led them dry-shod through the sea.
This is the night
when the pillar of fire destroyed the darkness of sin!
This is the night
when Christians everywhere,
washed clean of sin and freed from all defilement,
are restored to grace and grow together in holiness.
This is the night
when Jesus Christ broke the chains of death
and rose triumphant from the grave.
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Joe
at
11:56 PM
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File Under: Easter
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Something Else Appropriate for the Day.
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Joe
at
12:00 AM
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File Under: classical music, Easter, piano, YouTube
Monday, April 09, 2007
I Knew Something Wasn't Quite Right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkTpceAi6s
I want to know where the presidential front-runners stand on this key issue of Cadbury Cream Eggs? Does Giuliani support federally-mandated Cream Egg sizes? Does Obama recognize the dire threat this poses to our nation? The people need to know!
Also, a quick check of the Cadbury website reveals that they are a British company. I propose that the UN Security Council vote to impose sanctions on the UK until this horrible crisis of shrinking Cream Eggs is brought to an immediate halt.
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Joe
at
10:37 AM
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File Under: Cadbury Cream Eggs, Conan O'Brien, Easter