Welcome to Alexandria 17

To encourage love of the environment, all civilian recycling will be tracked via monitoring chips. The city administrator believes citizens will find these tracking chips even less invasive than the rectal implants tested on the population last year.

Alexandria's benevolent administrator addresses its peaceful citizens.

We hope you enjoy your stay in the People's Republic of Alexandria 17. Should you have any issues, the friendly Overwatch officers will assist you without mercy or hesitation.

A friendly Alexandria policeman officers his assistance.

Next week, we will discuss the numerous benefits of Alexandria 17's suppression field.