The Quiz II.
Twice the obscurity, half the fun.

1. Tuppence, prudently, fruitfully, frugally invested in the, to be specific in the:
a) Dawes, Grubbs, Mousely, Tomes Fidelity Fiduciary Bank.
b) Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank.
c) Grubbs, Tomes, Mousely, Dawes Fidelity Fiduciary Bank.
d) Law Offices of Hoongadunga, Hoongadunga, Hoongadunga, Windshield Wiper, and McCormick.

2. It's sort of an earthy, peaty smell:
a) With a hint of cinnamon.
b) With a dash of herbs.
c) With a touch of lilac.
d) With a bit of licorice.

3. Sir! The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are ______ to 1!
a) 1138
b) 7320
c) 2730
d) 3720

4. Too soon! You have awakened me too soon, Executus! What is the meaning of this intrusion?
a) The enemy, sire. They are at the gate!
b) These mortal infidels, my lord! They have invaded your sanctum, and seek to steal your secrets!
c) I fear that Kraven has made a deal with Lucian to unite the Lycans and destroy the vampires.
d) Just thought I'd come by and chat.

5. This is Aztec gold. One of _____ identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortez himself.
a) 882
b) 648
c) 314
d) 1138

6. East is east and west is west and if you take _____ and stew them like _____ it tastes much more like _____ than _____ does.
a) oranges, beef, grapes, turkey.
b) cranberries, applesauce, prunes, rhubarb.
c) carrots, gelatin, celery, parsley.
d) cucumbers, pickles, artichoke, cabbage.

7. I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I _____.
a) Float.
b) Flitter.
c) Fly.
d) *stabbed through chest*

Match the correct order.
8. It's everything you've always wanted in an action movie:
1: Special effects that make no sense.
2: Men who are not afraid to hold burning sticks of light.
3: A few new surprises.
4: A pointless love interest.
5: More ammunition than you can shake a stick at.
a) 5, 4, 1, 2, 3
b) 2, 1, 4, 5, 3
c) 4, 1, 5, 2, 3
d) 1, 5, 4, 2, 3

9. I saw something nasty in the ______.
a) Barn.
b) Woodshed.
c) Graveyard.
d) Newspaper.

10. My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and:
a) half-baked ideas.
b) interesting ideas.
c) twinkling ideas.
d) turgid ideas.

Bonus question: The key sequence that activates the flaw in the Pinnacle chip is:
a) "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg" followed by Delete.
b) &#*()a8#6[`;vDE(po4;=320*&91 followed by Delete.
c) *)#8%8920vjd{]230`'[L; followed by Delete.
d) 12345.

Answers:
1: b, 2: c, 3: d, 4: b, 5: a, 6: b, 7: d, 8: c, 9: b, 10: d, Bonus: a

Scoring:
<1: YOU LOSE! Good day, sir!
1-3: Whaddya think you are, dumb or sumthin'?
4-7: You ain't half bad. You ain't half good either.
8-10: Wow. Just, wow.
>10: Cheater. You cheated!

References:
1: Mary Poppins. 2: Star Trek: Deep Space 9. 3: The Empire Strikes Back. 4: World of Warcraft. 5: Pirates of the Caribbean. 6: Marx Brothers in Animal Crackers. 7: Serenity. 8: Kiosk^2. 9: Cold Comfort Farm. 10: Sam & Max Hit the Road. Bonus: Freakazoid.