Women of the World to Withhold Sex for Next Month.
Following a recent study that concluded men are on average about 4 IQ points more intelligent than women, a spokeswoman for every woman in the world announced that effective immediately, women would withhold all sex from their partners for at least a month.
In an official press conference representing all women, the spokeswoman said that, unless men apologized immediately for being smarter, they would be punished for "at least a month". According to the statement, by apologizing immediately, men may reduce the period of abstinence to as little as two weeks.
Men around the world could not be reached for comment. Flower shops and Chocolatiers worldwide have reported massive shortages of inventory.
There's actually a hilarious Greek play about the women of two warring cities who do this to get their men to stop fighting already.
ReplyDeleteMen may have a higher IQ, but women know how to apply theirs better. :)
And my flowers smell sooo pretty!
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
ReplyDeleteWho said Libral Arts was not useful knowledge?
~TBF
(would you like fries with that play?)