I Must Have A Really Dark And Macabre Sense of Humor To Find This Funny.

BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | The Nick of time

Key quote:
'Crabtree dissociates the Church of Satan from the Temple of Set and the First Church of Satan, saying it is the only Satanist group that is "sane and worthwhile".

'He says any Satanists who actually worship the Devil, rather than revering "Satan" as an abstract value, are "immature, unstable and nothing to do with us". It is perhaps reassuring for people of other religions to see that Satanists have the same controversies as everyone else."'

That seems like something from a dry British satire that I've read; internal political squabbles in the church of Satan. Maybe I'm just thinking of the Elucidated Brethren from "Guards, Guards".