Bush Trails in Polls
80% of Major News Sources Would Vote for Kerry

A poll of major news sources revealed that 4 out of 5 would vote for Kerry if the election were tomorrow. CNN, The New York Times, Nation Public Radio (NPR), and the British Broadcasting Company (BBC) all said they would vote for John Fantastic Kerry. Only MSNBC responded that it was "undecided".

Silly complaints about the poll came from Fox News. "This poll is not at all representative of the Major News Sources of America. I mean, why weren't we included in this poll? Frickin' BBC was asked who they'd vote for and they aren't even American!" Gallup responded that the poll is conducted by random selection, proven to be accurate to a few points and that Fox News should just shut up and "go fair and balance itself."