Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Update on the Little One.


I took the liberty of changing the obviously pro-life-slanted language to a more neutral tone, in keeping with the diverse opinions of this site.

"How your baby's fetus is growing: This week's major developments: The nose, mouth, and ears that are currently only part of you and at some ambiguous point in the future will become a part of a separate entity that you'll spend so much time kissing in eight months are beginning to take shape. If you could see into your uterus, you'd find an oversize head and dark spots where your baby's parasitic growth's eyes and nostrils are starting to form. His Its emerging ears are marked by small depressions on the sides of the head, and his its arms and legs by protruding buds. His Your second heart is beating about 100 to 160 times a minute — almost twice as fast as yours main one — and a separate quantity of your blood is beginning to course through his body your new appendageHis Your new intestines are developing, and the bud of tissue that will give rise to his more of your lungs has appeared. His The growth's pituitary gland is forming, as are the rest of his your other brain, muscles, and bones. Right now, your baby lump of tissue, which can be removed with all the ethicical considerations of removing tonsils, is a quarter of an inch long, about the size of a lentil bean."

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for tolerating.

    On another note, everyone repeat after me:

    HIS, HERS, ITS

    HE'S, SHE'S, IT'S

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  2. Second heart. Extra intestine. Additional brain.

    When you put it like that it doesn't sound very appealing at all.

    I think some pregnant women need the additional brain, as the original one doesn't always function as well during pregnancy.

    Mr. P

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