Top 10h Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Futurama.

10. You start all conversations with "Good news, everyone."
F. All your exclamations are of the form "Sweet (someone) of (someplace)!"
E. You challenge random passers-by to "bite your shiny metal ---."
D. You ask random passers-by to please insert girder.
C. You hate it when people quote you regulations. You co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the colour of the book the regulations are in. You kept it grey.
B. You changed your bank PIN to 1077. The same price as a cheese pizza and a large soda.
A. You calls 'em like you sees 'em cause you're a whale biologist.
9. After a bad spill, if someone asks if you've broken any bones, you tell them you don't have any bones, but instead are supported by a system of liquid-filled bladders.
8. You refer to your significant other as your "smizmar".
7. You made a hypothetical deal with the devil, and by "devil" I mean "robot devil" and by "hypothetical" I mean "get your coat".
6. Your standard greeting is "WELCOME! To the FUTURE!"
5b (women). Your parents demand to know why your boyfriend isn't present and fathering their grandchildren right now.
5a (men). You find women with one eye sexy.
4. You have used "buh", "fuh", "guh", or "sluh" in a sentence (correct usage is in place of "duh").
3. You no longer say "ask" or "Christmas" but instead use the more futuristicly-correct "axe" and "X-mas".
2. You e-mail your brother with Futurama quotes to be used for the tagline on his blog.
1. You use your brother's recommended Futurama quotes as the tagline and a headline on your blog.