How do you?
How do you get to that one unreachable place in your stair way that is midway between the landing and the upstairs. Your wife wants you to hang a picture right there in the middle, but you can't reach it from the second floor since it is too far out, and you can't reach it from the only place you could put a ladder since it's too far from there too. It's too high up so your short self can't reach up to hammer a nail that way either. Well, how do you do that?
How do you, you ask? I'll tell you: Duct tape, duct tape, duct tape. That's how.
Awesome. I would like to humbly suggest that the scientific community create an honorary 0th entry on the periodic table for Duct Tape.
ReplyDeleteForget Obama/Hillary, I think the perfect dream ticket would be Chuck Norris/Duct Tape. You would be unwise not to vote for them.
I'd vote that ticket in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteMacGyver would approve.
ReplyDelete...And he could appoint Vin Diesel as the Department of Defense.
ReplyDeleteWhoa.
ReplyDeleteBut if we had an "Army/Navy/AirForce/Marine/CoastGuard of One" what would we do with everyone else?
-tbf
In Breaking News: The primary contest between Chuck Norris and Mr. T was too close to call as recently as last Thursday and fears that a permanent division in the party loomed up to the convention and possibly leading to disenfranchised voters until MacGyver endorsed Chuck Norris, thus ensuring his rise to the candidacy. Unfortunately, while Duct Tape was most popular among blue collar voters, and had more experience in domestic and international affairs, he was recently forced to resigned as video footage of an encounter with Cheap Velcro Shoes while he was in Law School was leaked to the press. In the vacuum left by his shameful descent, two new possible vice presidential candidates have emerged: Bungee Cord and WD40.
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