F.U. News Cage Match: Manly Men

The contenders:

The Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World.


The Old Spice Man Your Man could Smell Like.



Fight!



Round 1: Facial Hair.

The Old Spice Man has a mustache underneath his mustache.

The Most Interesting Man's organ donation card lists his beard.
AND
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

Point goes to:
The Most Interesting Man in the World.



Round 2: Animals.

Did you know the Old Spice Man can ride a horse backwards?

Sharks have a week dedicated to The Most Interesting Man.
AND
Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.

Point goes to:
The Most Interesting Man in the World.



Round 3: Cars.

The Most Interesting Man owns 3 sports cars and rents 5.

The Old Spice Man has won 1 or 12 medals for exotic car-throwing competitions.

Point goes to:
The Man Your Man could Smell Like.



Round 4: Scent.

The Old Spice Man sells cologne.

The Most Interesting Man's blood smells like cologne.

Point goes to:
The Most Interesting Man in the World.



Round 5: Internet Presence.

The Old Spice Man has a dedicated YouTube page which has all his commercials, and his video responses to fans' tweets. His official videos alone have over 204 million views on YouTube.

The Most Interesting Man's YouTube page has only a few of his commercials, with barely over half a million views. To find his commercials, you have to scour the internets.

Point goes to:
The Man Your Man could Smell Like.



Round 6: Google Fight.
Best two out of three

Fight 1: "Man your man could smell like" vs. "Most interesting man in the world"
28 million to 16 million, Most Interesting Man

Fight 2: "Having Isaiah Mustafa as my wingman will get me laid" vs. "Having Jonathan Goldsmith as my wingman will get me laid"
6,460 to 405, Old Spice Man

Fight 3: "9 out of 10 ladies prefer Old Spice" vs. "9 out of 10 ladies prefer Dos Equis"
1.8 million to 1.5 million, Old Spice Man

Point goes to:
The Man Your Man could Smell Like



Round 7: Coin toss


For this toss, a fair $50 American Buffalo 24-Karat gold coin from Random.org was used.

Old Spice Man is Indian heads, Most Interesting Man is buffalo (tails).

T-H-H-H-T-H-T

Point goes to:
The Most Interesting Man in the World.

That's right. He wins coin tosses even when he calls the wrong side.


The means the victor is....

The Most Interesting Man in the World!

Stay thirsty, my friends.

In the end, the Old Spice Man Your Man could Smell Like put up a good fight but really, how can you compete with a man who lives vicariously through himself?

Learn more about the Most Interesting Man in the World here.