The Post From a Non-existant Time.

Present day, online. A blogger is up early in the morning on the first Sunday of April. He back-dates a post, not realizing the chosen date and time doesn't actually exist. By doing this he inadvertantly opens up a portal and is sucked through into... the Twilight Zone.

Stoopid blogger ruining the joke by not allowing any posts to be back-dated to between 1:59am and 3:00am. Stoopid stoopid stoopid.