Animals are People Too
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10265078/
I just have one question: did the PETA spokesperson (or his family) eat turkey this Thanksgiving? (Mine was great.) I think that the ad mentioned is unfair to poultry and livestock butchers, not to mention pesticide companies. They probably feel left out. Why is PETA only campaigning to save fish? What about all the poor, defenseless ants that are stomped on every day by naughty people like me? I think we should write to PETA to protest this horrible outrage. "Equal rights for groundhogs," people.
Funny... if fish are so poisonous, why do the peoples of Asia live so long? I seem to recall watching a documentary on the Discovery channel doing a study on the Asian population, long life, and seafood (mainly fish), and it was all tied together for a healthier eatting life style.
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't fish considered brain food?
Oh, now I know why that PETA dude kept repeating himself with that crock... he's not getting enough brain food.
A braind sucker on his head would totally starve. Poor brain sucker.
RIGHTS FOR BRAIN SUCKERS! They feel pain too!
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Yes, how about insects? Why aren't they protesting about the murder of innocent bugs? Equal rights for the Anopheles Mosquito!
ReplyDeleteCue "They're coming to take me away, haha."
ReplyDeleteOMG, what a total looney. That guy qualifies for so much more than Idiot of the Day/Week/Month. He's more of a Total Nutburger of the Day/Week/Month.
Honestly, "if you eat any fish as few as two times a week, you will have measurable decrease in your cognitive function." Does this guy think before speaking? Or that comment about the kid who had tuna every day and went from being an honor student to being in remedial reading. Obviously, correlation necessarily implies causation.
I can tell you the real reason that kid's grades dropped: video games!
Um, what about computer games? lol
ReplyDeleteComputer games and video games are synonymous. :p
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Tsk, tsk! Murloc, you should know better! Don't listen to the Murloc! "Computer games" and "video games" are not synonymous. "Video games" refers to the set of all interactive electronic games. "Computer games" are the subset of video games that can be played on a personal computer.
ReplyDeleteGenerally, video games is used to refer to games for both consoles and PC, whereas computer games refers to just those on PC.
Video games for console rot your brain, but computer games make you smarter because computer games have inherently more complex gameplay and require additional thought, while console games are just mindless button-mashers.
Remember that Futurama episode where Fry gets a brainsucker stuck on his head and it starves to death? That was funny.
ReplyDelete*rolls eyes* I meant synonymous as in electronic components simulating environments on a screen that shoot particals at your face while you press buttons, regardless of whether they are on a keyboard or controler!
ReplyDeleteSheeeeeeeeesh!
Just for that I'm going to get up and bop you on the head.....
There, that made me feel better.
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"mulating environments on a screen that shoot particals at your face while you press buttons, regardless of whether they are on a keyboard or controler!"
ReplyDeleteBut that describes the Army's new WMI (Warfighter Machine Interface). Which cooinsidentally is being designed in light of computer game interfaces. Due to the nature of computer games requiring an intuitive and functional interface and the amount of market studies that are done to figure out what people can use and what they struggle with, it is only logical that military systems base themselves off "standardized" interface controls. The user of technology developed today is currently only 12-14 years old.
So, in a way, "video games" aide our military to be a more effective fighting force. If this wasn't true the Army and Navy wouldn't have free "games" to simulate training and combat missions.
~TBF