--Breaking News--
Nation's Capitol Under Attack!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - We come to you now, live with footage from our nation's capitol building.

GAAAH!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've just lost the picture but what we've seen speaks for itself. The US Capitol building has apparently been attacked, conquered if you will, by a master race of flying martian UFOs. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Congressmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them. The martians will soon be here.

And I for one welcome our new alien overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted online news source, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground factories.